Episode 1 - Acute Spontaneous Melanization.

CAUTION this episode of BLACK FRIDAY contains a depiction of police violence involving a firearm. For a transcript of this episode, visit our website theblackfridaypodcast.com

[INTRO MUSIC]

My name is Tycho Newman

This is black Friday

[Music]

NEWSREADER

[tape starts] -and our final story before you hit the stores for those Black Friday sales. A strange, but true story, of a local man who woke up to find he had undergone a radical transformation! Our correspondent, Valerie Hawkins has more.

HAWKINS (V.O).

By all accounts, Sam Gregor was a regular guy who had it all. A good job, a loving girlfriend, and had just finished paying off his student loans. Sam is a typical New Jersey guy, of Italian and Polish descent. He grew up in this neighborhood just outside Jersey City, spending his summers delivering pizzas and bagging groceries at the local grocery store. He graduated from New Jersey State University with a degree in communications and got a job in the area so he could be close to his parents. But two weeks ago today, this all changed dramatically.

GREGOR

It was a real shock to me.  

HAWKINS (V.O)

I met Sam at an undisclosed location, at his insistence. We also aren’t using his real name and have blurred out his face because he fears retaliation for speaking out.

GREGOR

It was kind of a surprise really. I’d had a pretty regular week. I was looking forward to going fishing with my dad over the weekend. I went to bed that Thursday night, and when I woke up on Friday morning, I didn’t recognize the person in the mirror.

HAWKINS (V.O)

That’s because, when Sam Gregor looked in the mirror that Friday morning, he realized that overnight he had turned …

(beat)

… into a black man.

HAWKINS

How did you feel?

GREGOR

I was basically in shock. At first I thought it was a dream! But then I realized it really was me. Except now my skin was dark.

HAWKINS

How did you become sure it was you?

GREGOR

Well, I have this - right here - really distinctive scar on my forehead, and it was still there. Plus, all of my clothes still fit so I was basically the same shape, I guess, if you can call it that. And my glasses. I still needed them. If somehow I had switched bodies, I guess my prescription would have changed.

HAWKINS

What did you do next?

GREGOR

The first thing I did was call in sick. How was I going to explain this to my boss? (laughs).

The next thing I did was call my girlfriend, and then my parents.

HAWKINS

How did they react?

GREGOR

(Laughs) My girlfriend … is still processing it. I can’t blame her, it’s a huge life change. As for my parents?

[beat]

They thought it was a practical joke. My dad even started telling me about this time he wore blackface to a Halloween party. He was supposed to be Prince, or something.

[beat]

They’re still in shock too, but I guess they’ll find their way to accepting it.

HAWKINS (V.O)

Sam hasn’t been back to work in the last two weeks, and has been working from home, avoiding neighbors and friends. His parents haven’t yet visited or called. We reached out to his parents and girlfriend for comment but our calls were not returned. Through it all, Sam remains optimistic. His sense of humor is obvious.

HAWKINS

This must be a really trying time for you.

GREGOR

It is, but you know what they say, right? Black don’t crack.

GREGOR (Cont)

I mean, I hope it’s not permanent. But at the same time, a lot of worse things could have happened to me. I could have been hit by a car. Or gotten cancer. All in all, this isn’t too bad.

HAWKINS

What do you plan on doing next?

GREGOR

I guess I’ve gotta figure out what to do next? Get a new driver’s license? A new passport? [laughs]. I just thought of this - how am I going to answer the census questions? [laughs] I’m certainly not a regular white dude anymore.

HAWKINS 

Whatever is next for Sam, We’ll be sure to check in to see how he’s doing. Valerie Hawkins, NJC News at 6. Back to you in the studio.

[TAPE STOPS]

[Music]

NARRATOR:

Hey everyone. This is AudioLab.

So this was the first documented instance of the Black Friday phenomenon in the popular media. For the most part, it went completely unnoticed. Probably because it first aired at a 5 o’clock newscast on the day after Thanksgiving. Valerie Hawkins, though, had a sense that something bigger was going on …

                        [Skype ringtone]

CUT TO HAWKINS

[microphone rusling] Okay, is this good? Can you hear me?

NARRATOR

I can hear you.

HAWKINS

Awesome. So how do you want us to start?

NARRATOR

Why not start with your name, and what you do?

HAWKINS

That’s right. My name is Tricia Kowalcizski and-

NARRATOR

Sorry, what? Can you repeat that?

HAWKINS

[laughs]

In the TV business, they give you an “normal”-sounding name when your name is too hard to pronounce. Or spell, like in my case. My real name is Patricia Janet Kowalcizki. I prefer Tricia. Or Trish. But on TV, I’m Valerie Hawkins.

NARRATOR

How did you get started in television?

HAWKINS

I think I always wanted to be a newscaster, you know? I used to play news reporter all the time when I was a kid. In college I took an internship doing gopher work at the local news affiliate, and I just did anything they asked me to.

NARRATOR

Anything?

HAWKINS

Well, nothing untoward.

NARRATOR

But they made you change your name?

HAWKINS

There was that. But my first job was literally sorting cables. Then they had me tracking down archival footage. Then they had me working sound, like I would mic up the anchors and guests. One of the anchors was sick one day, so they asked me to sit in on a reading run.

NARRATOR

A reading run?

HAWKINS

Yeah. Lots of newscasts are pre-taped. They asked me to read some lines last minute in case they needed to. They never used the tape, but the producers liked it so much, they asked me if I wanted to do some field spots. That Sam Gregor bit was maybe my third one.

NARRATOR

Are you serious?

HAWKINS

Yeah.

NARRATOR

How did you find the story?

HAWKINS

Social media, mostly. The guy’s girlfriend - well, ex-girlfriend - was a friend of a friend of a friend. She posted it on social media, a picture of him before and after he turned black.

NARRATOR

Do you have the picture?

HAWKINS

Yeah! Hang on …

[beat]

Here you go.

[chime]

NARRATOR

You didn’t think … you didn’t think it was a hoax, or something like that?

HAWKINS

Who would fake something like that? Blackface? In this day and age? You’d get crucified on social media. Remember that one chick in Washington state?

NARRATOR

And that was enough to convince you to interview him?

HAWKINS

I did run it down. I emailed him, asked him to reach out. At first he was very suspicious, but after a couple of days he started to talk.

NARRATOR

What did he talk about?

HAWKINS

Just general bullshit, really. He didn’t want me to use his real name. He wanted me to blur out his face and replace his voice. Which we did.

NARRATOR

What did your higher-ups think?

HAWKINS

They just wanted some last-minute filler for a five o’clock show. No one watches the news on a Friday afternoon. Let alone the Friday afternoon after Thanksgiving.

NARRATOR

They weren’t concerned that the story might be fake?

HAWKINS

It was no skin off their noses. At worst, they would say a rookie reporter got pranked. If it came to it, they’d fire me. But, I’d been on the air so few times, they could have put a brunette wig on me and call me Hillary Vawkins. No one would notice, probably.

NARRATOR

That doesn’t seem very likely.

HAWKINS

Yeah well. We live in strange times.

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NARRATOR

But you followed up with Sam

HAWKINS

I did. About six months later, when he was shot.

NARRATOR

Tell me about that.

HAWKINS

Police shootings are actually pretty uncommon. Especially in this town. So it was pretty big news when it happened. I brought the tape.

CUT TO, TAPE

HAWKINS (on TAPE)

Fields was driving on route 202 when police officers spotted what they believed was a broken tail light and expired tags. They pulled him over to give him a warning.

[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]

NARRATOR (over the recording)

Hang on, so his real name was Kevin Fields?

HAWKINS

Yeah.

[POLICE OFFICER trudges over gravel]

[FIELDS lowers window]

OFFICER

I’d like to see your license and registration please

(beat)

Sir, I’d like you to step out of the vehicle please.  

FIELDS (ON TAPE)

Officer, I can explain

OFFICER

Place your hands behind your back.

[brief struggle]

OFFICER Cont.

This will go a lot smoother if you stop resisting.

FIELDS

Officer-

OFFICER

Sir! Stop resisting!

(struggle continues)

FIELDS

… I can explain.

OFFICER

All right, TASER, TASER, TASER!

[gunshot]

[FIELDS screams]

(long beat)

HAWKINS (ON TAPE)

Things take a turn when Fields hands over his driver’s license. From the bodycam footage, you can see the police officer order Fields out of the car. Fields complies  and exits the vehicle, and from here you can’t really see what else happens.

[TAPE stops]

HAWKINS

Naturally the police said it was a mistake. The cop mistook his taser for his gun.

NARRATOR

Wait. Why did they tell him to get out of the car?

HAWKINS

That’s not even the worst part. Turns out the guy who shot him wasn’t really a cop.

NARRATOR

What?

HAWKINS

Yeah. He’s just some wealthy retired insurance guy. He donates a lot to the local Police Brotherhood. In return he gets to ride along as a “reserve deputy.” They give him a badge and a gun.

(beat)

HAWKINS

It’s really common.

NARRATOR

The reserve deputy thing?

HAWKINS

No, I mean yes. That. I meant the “mistaking a taser for a gun” thing. There’s a couple of cases where it happens in a jail cell.

NARRATOR

I still don’t understand how he got shot.

HAWKINS

He hadn’t changed his driver’s license.

NARRATOR

(beat)

You can’t be serious.

HAWKINS

He tried a few times but gave up in the end. He would go down to the DMV with his birth certificate, social security number, everything. They refused to believe him. They thought it was some kind of a scam.

(beat)

So what do you think happened when the police pulled over a nice car, with a black guy whose license picture doesn’t match his face?

NARRATOR

But he … Kevin …  survives.

HAWKINS

Yes. The bullet grazed his sixth vertebrae and caused a lot of internal bleeding. But he survived. Doctors said it was unlikely he was ever going to walk again though.

NARRATOR

What happens next?

HAWKINS

What you’d expect I guess. His parents filed a lawsuit. They asked for $40 million but settled for an undisclosed amount. The reserve deputy who shot him got kicked off the force, but nobody’s done anything about the program as far as we can tell. Basically they tried to bury it and move on.

NARRATOR

You went to see him one last time. Tell me about that.

HAWKINS

About three weeks ago I gave him a call to see how he was doing. He looked terrible when I saw him. Hadn’t shaved. He had fired his home health aide. His girlfriend had come back for a little while, but once it was clear she wasn’t getting a payout, I guess she left. That’s what he said anyway. It’s more likely he was depressed and she just couldn’t take it anymore.

[TAPE starts]

FIELDS [on tape]

Why did this happen to me? All of this. I wake up one morning and my entire life goes upside down simply because my skin color changed. I didn’t ask for any of this.

And you know, I get it. I get that what happened to me seems strange. But it’s not a huge difference. It’s everyone else who is being fucking weird about it.

HAWKINS [on tape]

I … I am so sorry for this. I feel like it’s my fault.

FIELDS [on tape]

I mean, because of your story I got some fifteen minutes out of it. And now people know that it can happen to you. So maybe if it happens again …

HAWKINS [on tape]

You mean white people turning into black people?

FIELDS [on tape]

Yeah. There’s no way it’s just me.

HAWKINS [on tape

How do you know?

FIELDS [on tape]

A feeling, I guess. Something in the world - maybe in the universe - changed. I’m just one way it showed up. But I’d be surprised if it was just me. I guarantee it’s not just me. The whole world is going to freak the fuck out becausethere’s suddenly more black people.

HAWKINS [on tape]

Doesn’t that sound freaky though? I mean …

FIELDS [on tape]

Yeah! I was freaked out when it happened to me! But it wasn’t the end of the world, you know? Me! I can live like this. It’s other people who don’t seem to be able to.

[beat]

But when shit does hit the fan, then you’ll know I guess who your real friends are.

NARRATOR

Ominous and prescient to the end.

HAWKINS

He sent me an email. I have it here.

(beat)

HAWKINS Cont.

Here, you read it.

NARRATOR

He writes “Hi Trish. I wanted to thank you for checking up on me. I think I was lying to you when I said I could live like this. The truth is, I can’t. It’s too much. I basically live in pain, and  at the same time, I can’t even feel half my body. I don’t know that I made the right decision. But I do want to thank you for giving a -”

… well.

[beat]

And that’s it.

NARRATOR

Thank you so much for sharing this story with us.

HAWKINS

Thank you for having me here.

CAST

THE NEWSREADER: Anairis Quinones

VALERIE HAWKINS: Leslie Gideon

KEVIN FIELDS: A.J. Beckles

THE NARRATOR: Elliot Gindi